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From Super Fat To Super Fit In Six Weeks – Part 1

From Super Fat To Super Fit In Six Weeks – Part 1

Standing on the scales, the signs were ominous. 87, 88, 89kg…the numbers were rising by the week.

Normally this could be considered progress of the positive kind. These were the kind of numbers I’ve been straining for since I first laid eyes on a dumbbell. The sort of numbers that I’d only dreamed of as a skinny teenager when my only life  goals were to fill the arms of a medium t-shirt.

But now, Houston, we have a problem. A flipping, great big problem.

The problem was not so much the weight but my shape.

Instead of being a jacked-and-juicy 89kg – you know, the sort of shape a back-row rugby union player is, or, perhaps, possessing the wiry musculature of a race-horse-fit Aussie-rules player – I was now in altogether more terrifying territory.

Additionally, some seedy kids I’d been knocking around with had taking to calling me ‘Super Fat Dad’, a crime for which they were severely disciplined (no more ice cream for 20 minutes).

To be clear, it wasn’t a complete disaster.

It was simply that there were now lumps & curves where previously there’d been none. A little extra visceral fat on the hips, spilling over the waistband of my newly-tight jeans. Hitherto, visible abdominals were now hidden behind a modest paunch.

All fairly standard Dadbod stuff, the accoutrements of age and an expense-account diet.

In short, I looked like ‘before’ photo of an 8-Week Challenge winner – the one in which you try to look as bad as possible to ensure that the transformation has maximum visual effect.

I’ve nothing against this practice, by the way. It’s the standard within the ‘Challenge’ industry and, in fact, the ‘before’ and ‘after’ pictures are usually just one metric that determines the winner, and is one that provides enormous incentive along the journey for the participant.

But it was new to me and I hadn’t seen it coming.

Perhaps I should’ve done. A confluence of events led to this point but when life blurs into an amorphous mess (as it tends to, from time to time) sometimes it’s hard to see what’s really going on.

Specifically, in my case, it was:

  • broken hand in June
  • shoulder surgery in August (but injured badly from March until August)
  • rehab through September / October
  • work conference season in October / November = eating and drinking. A lot.

The Plan

Realising I needed to take some action to get back into fighting-weight range, here’s what I did.

1. Gave Up Alcohol

A bizarre choice and something I’ve never truly considered or attempted before, but the timing was right on many levels. The aim was to get to a month or the end of the challenge.

My expectation level was low upon embarking on this mission. And yet with each passing day my fortitude seemed to grow. It wasn’t always easy but that’s a story for another time.

2. Taught Some Bootcamp

Covering some classes for a friend did a couple of things.

It got me back in the habit of getting up at 5am which serves a few different purposes, not least making you very tired by 9pm. 

Primarily, it gets the body firing and burning fat for at least two hours more than I would perhaps normally.

It’s also really hard to teach bootcamp classes without doing at least a smidgen of work yourself, either during the demos or partnering up with someone in the class. I’d generally do around 40% of the work which would serve as a handy early morning fat-burner and a decent little warm-up for my own training later on.

For someone trying to ditch a few kegs and a chunk of unwanted body fat, this was a free-kick.

3. Weighted Walks

Whenever my motivation waned and I didn’t fancy a full-bore workout, or even as a morning ‘tonic’ before I’d fully woken up, I’d grab my 10kg weight-vest, stick on some Audible or a podcast and get out the door for a 30-40 minute walk around the neighbourhood, sometimes affectionately known as the ‘Coogee Rollercoaster’.

I’d like to say that such a walk is a breeze and you barely notice you’re working hard…but I can’t.

The hills and the steps wake you right up…but…you do feel pretty good about yourself when the ‘walk’ is over.

4. Sprint Classes

Instead of church on a Sunday morning, I started attending Brian’s sprint classes down at the local cricket oval.

It’s a family affair and Brian is something of a local legend. He’s also pretty adept at putting together a savage speed session, complete with a warm-up that gets you hotter than a pig on a spit.

After 5 x 250m and 3 x 80m, you’re turned into a fat-burning furnace for the rest of the day.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you want the best results with the lowest dose of work as an aging guy, then sprinting and lifting heavy is what you need.

5. HIIT Classes – F45 and Titan

I was in the gym a lot, post-surgery.

Trying to rebuild the engine, burn off some a little extra padding that I’d accrued and generally get back in shape.

But the workouts weren’t having the desired effect. They were too short, not intense enough to counteract what else was happening in my life (a lot of work events and associated socialising).

In short, I needed a push.

So I jumped into fairly regular HIIT classes, either at my local gym or at the F45 I used to teach at.

I really rate HIIT sessions and these were humbling to begin with. In fact, they remained humbling as my fitness levels increased and a began to push myself harder. I generally hate every single minute of every single HIIT class.

But that’s the rub, right. You’re secretly loving it at the same time.

Anyhow, at 4pm on Melbourne Cup day I was in a HIIT class, wishing I was anywhere but there. And yet secretly delighted that I was there and not anywhere else.

6. CrossFit

When the fitness was getting back to reasonable levels but other things were going awry, I decided it was time to call in the heavy artillery.

CrossFit has saved my bacon a few times before and this was truly no exception.

The first session back hit me like a baseball bat around the head (and body). But slowly, with each passing day, I was getting stronger and more resilient, the workouts seeming slightly more like old friends rather than hateful foes whose sole purpose seemed to be to break my spirit.

I still can’t do some of the movements, and my shoulder surgery meant that ‘handstand push-ups’ became ‘on the knee push-ups’, much to the mirth of coach and my fellow ‘victims’ in the class.

But CrossFit really pushes me in a way that other classes don’t and I’m keen to see the progress continue.

Summary

With this protocol locked down it was time to put in the work and trust the process.

The results are now in so I’ll dive into them in a post or two.

 

SFD

 

 

This Post Has 2 Comments
  1. HI SFD, Happy new year champion

    I work in a boring office 9-5 job,
    Cause its so boring I snack on foods at work.

    I runa PT business before & after work

    & my stomach has grown to 110 cms

    Plus no regular training for 3 years

    Last two weeks, ive watched what ive eaten lost 3 kilos.

    No chocolates, no burgers, no coke,

    Im going on a cruise in a few weeks, & I will go bananas on the ship, but after that Ill lose 5 kilos……. Fast

    Ive been to gym 4 times in 2 weeks

    Ive gone to the gym more now than I have in 3 years

    thanks for sharing mate
    peter

    1. Hi Pete. Same to you, buddy.

      Yeah, it’s amazing how quickly you can get results once you make a conscious effort. Enjoy the cruise and then hit the gym hard once you’re back.

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