Well, none that are any use.
And I'm not sure I'm the guy to create one.
Because, honestly, I suck at being a Dad.
You see all these pictures of happy families and guys talking about it being the best thing that ever happened to them.
And, don't get me wrong, a lot of the time it is.
But the flip-side is that you also see the guys with babies come into work. And they're shot - zombies who have been brutalised throughout the night by the relentless crying of a baby who doesn't give two fucks about your 9-5 schedule.
It's a relentlessly tough gig, I know.
I've been there and have the scars to prove it.
But what if there was a kit bag of tips and hacks that help you navigate the minefield that is being a Dad, especially in the early days?
What if you could galvanise yourself for what's to come and make yourself bulletproof and battle-ready?
What if there are some short cuts to winning the daily battle?